1. !!Noble Stabbings!!                  6. Folk Song. 
2. Floater Left With Pleasure in        7. Fired-Side Chat 
     the Executive Washroom             8."I Was Born on a Pirate Ship!" 
                   Back in "Art".       9. D4= Putting the "F"
3. Fuzzy Pink Hand-Cuffs                10. All Rise for the Rational Anthem
4. Father, The Son, And the             11. labourissuesinthetoydepartment
         Homosexual/Single Parent       12. File Under "Adult Urban Contemporary"
5. Sellthehousesellthecarsellthe        13. New Punk Fashions 
 kidsfindsomeoneelseforgetiti'm                    for the Spring Formal
          nevercomingbackforgetit